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10 Best Christmas Wordplays (Infographic)

Ready for Christmas? These 10 wordplays, handpicked by our copywriters, will put you in the mood. Save and share — around the office, Christmas dinner table, or with your favorite grammar-lovin’ friend!

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10 Best Christmas Wordplays

1. Heard on the roof, the prancing and pawing of each little hoof

On Christmas eve, one of Santa’s reindeer asks Mr. Claus why Dasher and Dancer are always taking coffee breaks. Santa’s response? “They’re my star bucks!”

2. The coziest season

Why do dogs love the tradition of a Christmas tree? Because they get to enjoy an indoor bathroom when you bring it home.

3. The hustle and bustle of the holidays

Red, white, red, white…what’s that? It’s Santa Claus, rolling down a hill!

4. Tasty treats everywhere!

What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

5. The perfect gift beneath the tree

Last year, I wrote a letter to Santa asking him to bring me the sexiest person in the world. On Christmas morning, I woke up in a box.

6. New lessons to be learned from loved ones near and far

What do elves learn at elf school? The elfabet!

7. A holly-jolly season

Who says “oh oh oh?” Santa walking backwards.

8. Winter sports to enjoy and share!

What do you call a snowman wearing ice skates? A snowmobile!

9. A chilling situation

How do you know if the economy is in trouble on Christmas? The snowmen are selling themselves on the streets.

10. The most wonderful time of the year

The most wonderful thing about Christmas is it’s the only time of the year when you can gather around a dead tree and eat chocolate from a sock.


Merry Christmas to you & yours from all of us at Express Writers! We’re still here and working over the holidays…need last-minute content support? We got you covered!


Merry Christmas from Express Writers!

Merry Christmas to our clientele from all of us at Express Writers!

We look forward to what’s ahead in 2015 and hope your New Year holds every success you are planning!

We are thankful this year for so many things. For a wonderful team, with our USA and European based staff to manage and coordinate effectively; for our team writers who stay dedicated and thorough in their quality and passion for writing; and for the ability to stay in business for more than three years now.

Most of all, we’re thankful for you! Our clients keep us going, motivated, and our biggest reward is seeing your success happen from our content, that you (smart move!) decided to invest in. Really, though, we’re truly grateful to you—from the bottom of our heart.

Express Writers Celebrates A Third Christmas In Business

It’s been a great year. Our finest moments came from small successes, which led to our big successes. Check out our year in review blog. Express Writers celebrated three years in business in 2014, and launched exclusive new services, curating and auditing, this year as well. We saw our site have a huge popularity, traffic and incoming lead increase with the new Penguin update in November; and in December, our CEO was honored with an interview from Search Engine Journal, recorded via podcast. Finally, we celebrate the launch of our Content Shop for our end-of-year. We are thrilled to see this happen, and glad you’re along for the ride!

Merry Christmas, To Each and Everyone!

As Tiny Tim said (Mickey’s Christmas Carol, 1983): A Merry Christmas to us all, God bless us, everyone!

Tiny Tim, from an 1870s printing of "A Christmas Carol." Credit: Frederick Barnard (1846-1896)

Tiny Tim, from an 1870s printing of “A Christmas Carol.” Credit: Frederick Barnard (1846-1896)

We wish all of you a very merry Christmas, and a wonderful New Year!